Just Dance- Lady Gaga

This song gets stuck in my head so often, I hate it. But I can see why, with a tune as catchy as that. Musically I love this techno little beat. Lyrically I detest it.
Let's start with lyrics.
With rhymes like "Where are my keys, I lost my phone. What's going out on the floor? I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore." it's hard not to hate what could possibly going on in the song writers head. Because I know Gaga and her fake eyelashes don't have the capacity to even do this. Plus the annoying little do-daa-do's. Then later, a rapper I assume to be Akon talks about how somthing is so clean it's "molesto." What does that even mean? Oooo, it's horrible. But so catchy; and with that:
The beat is impecable. It makes me want to dance, rare for a Top 40. Normally it's the emo stuff that gets my blood flowing. If you want a song that's gonna make you shallowly happy, this is it. Don't expect to be inspired and moved with the deep acoustics and lyrics, but you can expect a peppy fun little pop-techno hit. If you like 3OH!3 but could do without the intensity, this is it. I suggest this song, only because it's on the radio. You expect catchy but crappy, fun but... gonna end it there.
0/5 lyrics
4.5/5 music.
Just dance. Listen to the woman.